TheSatverse
2 min readDec 27, 2021

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Crypto traders offer their firstborn to $HEX founder Richard Heart for PulseX sacrifice.

Controversial HEX founder and aspiring chocolate factory owner Richard Heart may soon be demanding your firstborn for his latest crypto project.

Richard the “PT Barnum of Crypto” Heart is making waves in the crypto community with the upcoming “sacrifice” phase for his next token called PulseX.

People rushed to sacrifice ETH and every other ERC-20 token they could get their greedy little hands on for just a slight chance to get airdropped Pulse sometime in the future….maybe.

They did raise an estimated $25,000,000 for the SENS research foundation. As confirmed by the foundation’s website. No small feat.

With the second PulseX sacrifice only days away, people across the crypto space are scrambling to liquidate their pancakes, unicorns, dots, avalanches, shibs, sols, and every other coin to throw into the fiery maw of Richard’s token contract.

A perfect crypto storm is about to manifest itself. A once-in-a-generation mega-storm that can only occur at the top of a bull market cycle. This type of event can only happen when young crypto traders are flush with cash and starved for 10000x gains.

You will hear phrases from influencers like “buy as much as you can,” “you can’t lose,” and the “once in a lifetime opportunity” kind of talk.

If history has taught us anything, it’s that nothing can go wrong.

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