Millennial cryptocurrency traders are suffering existential angst and experiencing fits of boredom after the price of Bitcoin does nothing for six months.
The dreaded crypto crab market has caused some traders to wander listlessly outside, socialize with friends, and do work around the house.
We asked one of these Millennial traders about the sideways price action. He will remain anonymous to protect his identity and avoid embarrassment.
We asked this Bitcoin trader how he was feeling about profiting 30% over the past 6 months. He was quoted as saying “I’m financially ruined!”
When asked what his plans are for the future he said “Well, now I’m going to have to go back to work.” He revealed that he had prior work experience as a “Sandwich Artist.”
We asked if he had plans to move out of his parent’s basement. His reaction was a resounding “No!”
ial cryptocurrency traders are suffering existential angst and experiencing fits of boredom after the price of Bitcoin does nothing for six months.
The dreaded crypto crab market has caused some traders to wander listlessly outside, socialize with friends, and do work around the house.
We asked one of these Millennial traders about the sideways price action. He will remain anonymous to protect his identity and avoid embarrassment.
We asked this Bitcoin trader how he was feeling about profiting 30% over the past 6 months. He was quoted as saying “I’m financially ruined!”
When asked what his plans are for the future he said “Well, now I’m going to have to go back to work.” He revealed that he had prior work experience as a “Sandwich Artist.”
We asked if he had plans to move out of his parent’s basement. His reaction was a resounding “No!”
