TheSatverse
Dec 28, 2021
The Bitcoin community is in a panic as it’s revealed that an anonymous wizard from Twitter cannot, in fact, tell the future.

The Bitcoin community is in a panic as an anonymous math wizard also known as Plan B revealed that he cannot tell the future and the price of Bitcoin is unlikely to double to reach $100,000 by the end of December invalidating his earlier predictions.

Plan B, who uses @100trillionUSD on Twitter grew in popularity over the last year for his predictive models and charts that seemed to tell the future in relation to the price action of Bitcoin.

To reassure his 1.7 million disciples, Plan B took to Twitter insisting that his models are still intact and “within 1 standard deviation for the last 3 years.”

A resounding sigh of relief was heard throughout the crypto space and much kool-aid was drunk in celebration.

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